You want to cool things off in the pool?
Jay! Oh, thank God.
There you are.
Okay, you are -- you're never...You're never gonna believe what my dad did.
Lock you in the bathroom? - No.
He gave Alex a trip to Europe for her graduation present.
There's no way I can now give her a weekend of Dutch pancake balls after that.
Can you open the door? I'm feeling claustrophobic.
Phil, you're in a hotel room in Seattle. I'm desperate. Just teach me the song.
Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back.
Just teach it to me.
It's called "Go Ask Alex".
When you don't know what a word means**Go ask Alex**If you need someone to hem your jeans**Go ask Alex*
I can't believe I'm even saying this, but instead of "Hem your jeans", could it be "Steam your greens"?
No, it can't. The jeans come back at the 4-minute mark.
Haley. How you feeling? Heard about the hair fire. Sounds scary.
Poor thing. I left you a gift on your car to help you feel better.
It's the red one, right?
Hey, can you do me a favor and go start my car?
Uh, I guess.
He's alive. It's fine.
Okay, everybody gather 'round.
Phil and I have prepared something very special for our brilliant graduate, Alex.
Okay, you ready?